Phish’s bassist, Mike Gordon stuns the world, with his cat Toonces who learned chess while suffering from separation anxiety while the musician left to play out of the country.
Toonces the cat became addicted to tik tok reels while the love of his life, Mike, left him to go be with his fans in a tropical paradise for a week. During that time he tought himself to crochet pot holders and become a chess champoin. Rumor has it that Toonces will star in the upcoming Queen’s Gabit, a popilar Nexflix Series. Although this time it will be called the King’s Gambit. Sources say that it’s set to be a blockbuster hit.
