We actually won the contract for this project in a poker game and we were so ecstatic about this huge jump for our company that we decided partying our brains out was the best move, so sadly we never met the deadline or even made it to the set. It's our biggest regret yet our biggest accomplishment. This is the only photo we have of the rager though.

This was more of a paparazzi thing we did for TMZ but we still count it as a cred under our belt featuring the world's most popular action star, Thomas Cruiseliner. His action films have inspired many and we got a real nice shot of him doing blow off the bible of scientology, sadly we've been sued numerous times so it can't be shown, this image is all that remains.

This was a TV show we had produced with the money we made from other projects and boy oh boy did this put us in debt. We had about 13 views total on all streaming services combined and it put us under the $12,000 we had made at the time but spend money to make money is what our ex-manager used to say. He is broke now.