Meet The Team
Meet some of the world's most broke auteurs. No training in the terrain, no knowledge of anything and they still come out alive...and sometimes on top...sometimes.
Joe "PeePants" Smith
Joe has lived a life of solace trying to find peace in his lifetime of mistakes. His uncontrollable bladder has cursed his professional career making Bozo the last place for him to turn. He works well just make sure you can take orders from someone who has pee stains. Fresh pee stains. He is the only one who actually makes money here.
Statistics
- Finished Jobs: 34
- Favorite Country: Left of America
- Biggest Regret: Bangladesh
- Dislikes: Deadlines
Tony Cappucino
Cursed with the title of his least favorite drink as a last name, this bitter director hardly keeps up with deadlines, seems he needs a little more caffeine. Please don't consider him as a solid candidate for your project we are still a bit uneasy about even putting him on the homepage. we fear it'll give us a bad name.
Statistics
- Finished Jobs: 2
- Favorite Country: Wherever his mother is.
- Biggest Regret: Marrying Juany Bravo
- Dislikes: Organized Kamboucha Dealers
Juany Bravo
We at Bozo have no clue what language this man speaks. Definitely South American, but yeah please hire this dude he needs some money, so like thank you for even reading this far. He may be talented? We will see. Also, please don't look into his eyes for too long. We aren't sure of his species.
Statistics
- Finished Jobs: N/A
- Favorite Country: None
- Biggest Regret: Everything
- Dislikes: Everything
