The Blog

9/25

Hello every human! And welcome to my blog! I’m a dog. Well, not a regular pet dog that you all have as friends and family. I’m like, some sort of combo of pup and human. I can walk and talk just like you guys, obviously lol! Otherwise how would I be making this? It’s not like people lie on the internet or anything, right? Anyway, welcome to my new blog! I’m gonna talk about my daily adventures of how I get along with humans.

9/27

Why do people keep calling me a human? I’m not! I’m not a liar! Dogs don’t lie. Why would I pretend to be something I’m not? That’s just wrong. Grrr...I’m not lying! See you all tomorrow when I’m less mad.

9/28

Stop! I’m a dog, not a human! Fine, I’ll show a pic of myself to prove it.

See! I’m no human. Now I can get on with my blog for real. Look at this cool ball I found!

It’s the perfect size and texture, if only I had someone to play fetch with. It's not fun to play fetch by myself, trust me, I've tried.

10/1

I went to a local park, but when I asked the people there to play fetch with me, they gave me weird looks and thought I was in some sort of costume. I tried my best to prove them wrong, but nothing worked. Even my wagging tail couldn't convince them. They ended up leaving after talking to me so I think I scared them. I just wanted some friends to play fetch with. I'll try again tomorrow I guess, now I'm just sad.