squint studio

squint studio: about us

philosophy

Just don't fuck it up; however, if you do: try everything you can to make it better. In fact, even if you AREN'T the one who fucked it up, still try to make it better. Unless it begins to destroy you. Then walk away and channel your energies elsewhere.

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studio members

Sandy

She was your big sister's best friend when you were very little and lived in that pink duplex off of Whittier Blvd. Her house was across the parking lot form the podiatrist's office where your mother worked with her best friend, Brenda. Your best friend was Dad.

Dusty and Brody

They lived next door in an actual house and served as foreshadowing to the constant presence of twins in your life. Like all twins, they were freaks.

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pricing & packages

this package

i heard there was a sacred chord that david played...

another package

and it pleased the lord, but you don;t really care for music, do you?

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How it Works

this meeting

and it pleased the lord, but you don;t really care for music, do you?

this meeting, too

a thousand star s int he sky make me wonder why,you are the one love i'll adore. tell me you love me, tell me you're mine once more.

the final meeting

I know of a man who says words so beautifully that if he only speaks hteir name women give themselves to him.

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