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Welcome to the DEAD Conference—the most diabolical gathering of the century. Hosted at Trump’s exclusive Legion of Doom Headquarters, this event is the ultimate opportunity to network, learn, and plot your next world domination move. Featuring legendary guest speakers like Count Dracula and the infamous Emperor Caligula, DEAD is the only place where you can mingle with history’s greatest villains and learn from the best in the business of chaos.


Whether you're a tech billionaire looking to disrupt the world, an aspiring devil in need of contract advice, or simply someone seeking tips on how to create a truly evil empire, our breakout sessions have you covered. Explore topics like "How to Maintain Power While Looking Fabulous" with Hannibal Lecter, "Disrupting the World: How to Use Technology to Dominate" with our Evil Tech Billionaire, and "Divine Interference: How Gods Keep Ruining Your Best Laid Evil Plans" for when those pesky higher powers get in the way. And of course, don’t miss our keynote: "Mastering the Dark Arts of Leadership" by Prince John, the guest of honor, where you’ll learn how to command your kingdom with just a pinch of greed and a dash of betrayal.


So, if you’re tired of being a mere mortal and ready to embrace your dark side, the DEAD Conference is the place to be. Come for the knowledge, stay for the chaos, and leave with your soul... well, at least half of it.

GUEST SPEAKERS

Hannibal Lector

HANNNIBAL LECTOR

"Murderous Charm: How to Win Friends and Influence People (Without Actually Killing Them)"

Join Dr. Hannibal Lecter, the world-renowned psychiatrist and connoisseur of fine cuisine, for a breakout session like no other. Learn how to win people over, bend them to your will, and leave them begging for more—figuratively, of course. Dr. Lecter will walk you through the art of persuasion with a touch of elegance and a dash of subtlety (and perhaps a sprinkle of cannibalism, but we’ll keep that between us). Expect to learn the fine balance of being polite, persuasive, and just a little bit terrifying—all without needing to invest in a good set of shackles.


He’ll also discuss the importance of taste—not just in fine dining, but in the people you choose to associate with. By the end of the session, you’ll understand how to get ahead in life with charisma, intellect, and a little bit of finesse. Come for the charm, stay for the psychological insights... and the fine wine!

Emperor Caligula

EMPEROR   CALIGULA

"Absolute Power: How to Run an Empire When You’re Really the Only One Who Matters"

Step right up for a breakout session led by one of history’s most notorious emperors—Caligula! In this no-holds-barred workshop, the emperor will teach you how to wield absolute power with an eccentric flair. Whether you’re running an empire, a business, or just trying to control your own household, Caligula’s tips and tricks will show you how to dominate with impunity (and maybe a little madness).


Topics covered include:


  • How to Make Everyone Think You’re the Best (Even When You’re Clearly Not)
  • The Power of Disrespect: Why You Shouldn't Listen to Advisors, Senators, or Reality
  • Why Having a Horse as a Consul is Actually a Genius Idea (And Other Leadership Strategies)

Caligula's session will be brimming with outrageous suggestions, bizarre anecdotes, and a touch of cruelty—because, let’s face it, what’s an empire without a little fun? By the end, you'll have mastered the art of running things your way—no matter how ridiculous it gets.

Prince John

GUEST OF HONOR:

Prince John

"Mastering the Dark Arts of Leadership: How to Rule with Fear (and a Little Help from Your Rich Uncle)"

How to rule like royalty—without actually earning it.


Join Prince John, the notorious royal from Robin Hood, for a session on how to successfully manage your kingdom through cunning, manipulation, and good ol’ fashioned treachery. Learn how to balance your responsibilities (like oppressing the poor) with the perks of being the ruler, all while relying on ahem "family support" (thanks, Uncle Richard!). Prince John will teach you how to make sure your enemies stay poor, your allies stay in line, and how to handle a rebellion or two without breaking a sweat.

BREAKOUT SESSIONS

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The Dos and Donts of Signing a Contract with the Devil

In this essential breakout session, the devil himself will walk you through the fine print of making a deal with the darkest of powers. Learn the key Dos—like how to get exactly what you want without losing your soul (well, mostly)—and the Don’ts, such as the dangerous traps that could leave you stuck in eternal servitude or worse. From dealing with fine print loopholes to ensuring your infernal promises don’t come back to haunt you, this session is a must for anyone looking to sign on the dotted line with the ultimate dealmaker.

Don’t get burned—get the deal of a lifetime, without the eternal consequences!

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Dealing with Gods Who Think They Know Better Than You

Ever had the perfect evil scheme, only to have a pesky god or two throw a wrench in your works? You’re not alone. In this breakout session, we’ll examine the ancient and modern ways gods have sabotaged evil geniuses throughout history. We'll explore why no great villainous plot seems to survive the whims of the divine.


Our panel of experts will guide you through the ways in which deities—whether from Olympus, Asgard, or beyond—have foiled evil plans, from divine interventions to thunderbolts aimed at your getaway vehicle. By the end of the session, you’ll have the tools you need to avoid divine interference.

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Disrupting the World: How to Use Technology to Dominate and Control

In this breakout session, the Evil Tech Billionaire will teach you how to disrupt industries, create world-changing (and world-dominating) innovations, and make billions while leaving a trail of chaos in your wake. This session will be a masterclass in ruthless capitalism and tech innovation, with a touch of villainous flair. You’ll walk away with strategies to crush the competition and create a global monopoly—all while looking like a genius.

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How to Control Your Victims While Being the Life of the Party

Join Count Dracula for a session that’s equal parts charm, charisma, and chilling control. Dracula will teach you how to keep your guests (and your enemies) hanging on your every word, all while subtly bending them to your will. From using hypnotic glances to employing the art of conversation manipulation, you’ll learn how to captivate any room without anyone realizing they’ve been completely entranced. Perfect for anyone who needs to be the center of attention and in control—whether you’re hosting a ball or plotting a takeover.

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Welcome to the DEAD Conference, hosted at none other than Trump’s exclusive new Legion of Doom Headquarters—a state-of-the-art fortress for the most diabolical minds in history. Nestled in a secret, undisclosed location, this fortress is a blend of opulence and villainous flair, designed for those who truly understand the art of evil. With its towering walls, luxury-appointed villainous chambers, and secret passageways (perfect for dramatic escapes), the HQ is where bad ideas are born and reality is bent to the whims of its twisted residents. The building is brimming with gold accents, oversized statues of infamous tyrants, and plenty of secret rooms to make even the most evil genius feel at home. Come for the dark charm, stay for the treacherous ambiance—just be careful not to get too comfortable, as the next betrayal could happen at any moment.


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