Let Them Carry Their Own Shit for a While

Pssst.. hey, lady. Yeah, you. The one who looks overwhelmed and in dire need of a little entertainment. You see that navigation bar to the left of the squid woman? Why don't you, uh, click through and find something of interest? I give you permission. You will not be dissatisfied.

Oh! And that file you're working on? Or that spore that keeps rolling her eyes at you each time you ask her to stop "borrowing" your nice makeup? Or that loving, but frustrating as fuck individual you somehow are coupled with? They aren't going to go anywhere anytime soon, so you may as well take a break and recharge, right? Right! So, go on... and remember who loves you, sugar.