My Portfolio...?
...Spoiler Alert: This is NOT my actual portfolio...This page is just for fun!
If you want to see some of my more serious work, check out the link to my TikTok at the bottom of the page! If not, then please enjoy this horrendous collection of doodles: Now arranged into a very serious gallery for your entertainment!
I promise, I really can draw when I want to. Sometimes. This just...isn't the page for that...
Goofy Prompted Work Samples
These are the result of a shared prompt list between friends. As it turns out, a competition to out-weird eachother really boosts creativity!
Stabby Crabby
Crabby...a word with so many meanings. Are you cranky? Are you a crustacean? In this universe, the answer is yes. Yes, you are a cranky crustacean with a kitchen knife in each claw. Watch your ankles!
Monster Bouquet
Don't be mean to these little flowers. Not because they bite (they do, but that's beside the point), because they are sensitive. They are doing their best to be pretty - wait, where are you going?? Stop running away darn it!!!
A Bad(ly drawn) Dog
"BARK BARK BORK BORK RUFF RUFF RUFF BORK" - This poorly drawn pooch....at least he's too dumb to realize he's ugly! A small mercy, but a mercy nevertheless. Now who wants to adopt this ....thing?
The Murder Blueberry
There's actually a story for this one...no justification, just a story. Pretend this is made out of blueberry juice (aka the blood of his many victims) and yeah...okay that made it worse, not better. Whoops!
ARSON!
Does this even need a caption? Nah. ARSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Salty Dog
Ahoy, Mateys! Isn't it funny how tharr be two dog drawings on this here page? It do be odd, considering I don't even LIKE dogs. But who can resist a pirate pooch, ya hear?